Here‘s the actual audio-book, which sounds like it’s read by a ditsy 14 year old girl, or someone from the Disney Channel (it probably isn’t someone from the disney channel). Is this because Ana is supposed to be young and innocent (not to mention a fucking idiot)? If possible, she makes the book sound even more idiotic than how the nonsensical inner monologue and bad grammar sounded in my head. And, to be perfectly honest, I find it a little creepy listening to a teenager talking about orgasms and buttplugs, but maybe that’s just me.
Here are some more 50 Shades Parodies. The 50 Shades of Mom Porn one is my favourite.